Sunday, April 26, 2009

NEWSBREAK: Children Sold As Orange Juice

Today, two young kids were found on sale at the local grocery store. After speaking with the manager of the store, no one is quite sure how two young children managed to be shipped in, and stocked with the orange juice merchandise.

The children in the display were quickly taken down and removed as soon as management was notified of the error. After being examined, both were said to be in fine health. Health officials also noted that no permanent harm came to the children upon the removal of the $3.95 price tag that the store chain had displayed on each of them.

"We work hard to supply our customers with the best products and were unaware of any discrepancies in stock additions.", the manager was quoted as saying.

"We will, in the future, take a more pro-active approach to examining our stock before putting such items like these on our shelves, or in our store's freezers.", he continued.

"We promise, in the future, never to display or stock children on our shelves again. And we sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, shock, or heart attacks this may have caused our customers, or the public at large." he ended as saying.


melissa said...

someone needs to call social services...asap. that mother...should be ashamed of herself. those kids should have been put in the meat section!

Tara R. said...

Bwahahaha! That is too funny!

Gondooo said...

Ahhh, Nothing like freshly squeezed....uh children?!