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Saturday, April 25, 2009

A Bedtime Story By Nia

There was this boy in my class and.....
He had a really big nose and....
His head was big like an orange, and....
He wanted to marry me but....
I said no, but...
He wouldn't take no for an answer so....
I bit him, and....
I got in trouble so...
The teacher took me to the principal's office and...
I had to tell him I was sorry and...
He asked me to marry him again, so....
I said yes, so...
He wanted to kiss me, and....
I said NO WAY! and....
We were sitting in class, and...
He started growing, and....
His head went up to God, so....
My teacher and my class started to run, and....
I couldn't find him, so....
I went to his house, and...
I thought he was crying, but...
It was snowing and....
He was ice skating, and....
He was really fat, and.....
He had big boobs and...
He fell on his booty and....
He started crying and...
His mom and dad came out and....
They lived on a farm, but....
The cows heard them all and....
The cows came over and...
ATE THEM!

The End

2 comments:

Tara R. said...

That was beautiful... haha! Told as only a child could tell it. Nia has a gift.

melissa said...

HILARIOUS!!
love it!!
she's quite a storyteller, that one!!