Another Bedtime Story by Nia

There was this girl in school and.....

She was like really popular and.....

She got like whatever she wanted when she wanted and.....

If she didn't, she would fall on the floor and scream and scream and.....

Blue snot would come out of her nose and.....

One day I wouldn't give her the princess potato chip collection in my backpack and.....

She took big green dinosaur eggs out of her backpack and.....

She THREW them all at me and.....

She had this hair and.....

It was red and.....

I shaved it all off and.....

"Okay I forgot what I was saying here

Oh yeah......"

She was really really mad and.....

She was REALLY crazy looking and.....

I didn't get caught so I ran and.....

She threw a big fat tomato at my head and.....

I went to take a shower and.....

I came back and.....

Glued all her hair back on her head cause I had a glitter glue stick and.....

We said we were sorry and.....

We became friends and.....

I became the most popular girl.....

But I still wouldn't give her my princess potato chip collection.

The End .......    Now Go To Bed Everybody!

Damn! What Will They Think Of Next?

This is an actual birthing simulator that is being used in England. If you think this is strange, you should see the life size version that one can purchase for $35,000. It actually comes with four sets of umbilical cords to boot.

At least this version is a little cleaner than in real life. But does it scream when you use it? And if so, is there a volume control?